Okwenza Izimemezelo Zokukhulelwa Kwezinkohliso Akuyona Into Ehlekayo

Usuku lukaMeyi kaPhilippines luyeza, futhi ucabanga ukuthi bekuyoba nje ukuzithokozisa ukuthumela "Ngikhulelwe!" Prank ku-Facebook.

Noma, mhlawumbe, okusho ukuthi ukhulelwe ngumkhankaso wokuqwashisa wakamuva (owenziwe) (njengoba unyaka owodwa ngomdlavuza webele ).

Mhlawumbe nje uthanda abantu be-prank, futhi uzenze sengathi ukhulelwe ku-Facebook-nganoma yisiphi isizathu-kuzwakale kumnandi njengokungabonakali.

Akusizi ngalutho. Nazi izizathu ezi-5 akufanele uthumele leso simemezelo sokukhulelwa okufake.

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Ngenxa Yokuhlonipha Abangane Bakho Abangapheli Nabo Abalahlekelwe Ingane

Isizathu esisodwa sokuthi akumele uthumele isimemezelo sokukhulelwa okufake? Ngenxa yokuhlonipha bonke abangane bakho abangenalutho nabo bonke labo abalahlekelwe ngumntwana .

Ihlaya lakho liyoba kakhulu, elibuhlungu kakhulu kubo.

Izimo zikhona-ngoba abantu abaningi abhekane nokungabi nabantwana noma ukuhlukunyezwa kwangaphambili bawufihla imfihlo-ngeke ukwazi ukuthi laba bangani.

Izithombe zezingane, ama-ultrasound scans, nezimemezelo zokukhulelwa ... lezi zikhala ze-Facebook ziletha ubunzima esifubeni ongakwazi ukuziqonda ngaphandle uma uke wazibonela. Futhi lokho kukhuluma ngabangempela.

Ngakho, okokuqala, ilungu lakho noma ilungu lomndeni lizocabanga ukuthi ukhulelwe ngempela.

Bayojabula ngawe, kodwa bayabuhlungu ngokwabo. Bazokhunjulwa futhi ukuthi abantu abazungezile banezingane ezibonakala zikhululekile, kuyilapho zilwa futhi zilwa.

Uma belahlekelwa ingane, bangase bakhumbule lapho beqala ukukhulelwa. Khona-ke, khumbula ukulahlekelwa ngumntwana.

Bangase bakhale.

Khona-ke, uzoyithumela kwakuyihlaya ... haha.

Futhi bayothukuthela kakhulu. Futhi ubuhlungu.

Musa. Do. It.

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Uzophendula imibuzo yemihla

Uthumela i-prank yakho: "Ngikhulelwe!"

Abanye kubangani bakho babone okuthunyelwe kwakho. Abanye abakwenzi. Kodwa ngokuvamile, i-algorithm ye-Facebook izoqinisa lolu hlobo lokumemezela impilo. (I-Facebook ayayazi ukuthi "uyingane.") Ngakho-ke, abangane bakho abaningi bangayibona. Eqinisweni, kungenzeka ukuthi abangane abangani bazoyibona, futhi. (Lokho kubandakanya abantu ongahle ukwazi.)

Abanye abantu bazobeka amazwana, abanye ngeke. Kodwa iningi lalabo abenza amazwana ngeke babuyele ekufundeni amazwana wokulandelela.

Ngakho-ke ... uma wenza okukhulu wembula amaminithi angu-15 noma imizuzu engu-50 kamuva ukuthi konke kwakuyihlaya, ikakhulukazi uma wenza lokho kwembula esigabeni sokuphawula, iningi labangani bakho ngeke balibone.

Ngisho noma wenza i-post ehlukile ye-Facebook ukuthi yayiyihlaya, ayikho indlela yokuqinisekisa ukuthi bonke abangani bakho bazoyibona.

Bonke labo bantu abone okuthunyelwe kwakho kwasekuqaleni futhi abakaze babone ukuvuma kwakho ukuthi konke kwakungumuntu we-prank?

Basacabanga ukuthi ukhulelwe ngempela.

Lokhu kusho kusasa, emsebenzini, abantu bayokuhalalisela ... ngisho nabantu ongazixhunyiwe kwi-Facebook.

"Siyakuhalalisela! Wow, ngiyabona usuvele ubonisa kancane, hey! "

"Cha, cha, angikhulelwe."

"Kodwa ngezwa, ngabona ..."

"Cha, kwakuyihlaya."

"Oh."

Yebo. Awkward. I-Awkward kwezinsuku .

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Lapho Ukhulelwe Ngempela, Abantu Ngeke Bakholwe Wena

Uyayazi indaba yomfana owakhala ingulube, kunjalo?

Awu, manje ungumuntu onjalo.

Uma usukhulelwe ngempela, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yizinyanga noma ngisho neminyaka kamuva, kunokuthola umfudlana wokuhalalisela, uzothola okungenani amanye amazwana afana nalokhu:

Ngempela?

Sibonise i-ultrasound! Ngifuna ubufakazi!

Uqinisekile ukuthi u ...

Ungalimazi umzuzu wakho omkhulu esikhathini esizayo nge-prank encane namuhla.

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Abanye Abangane Bakho Bayobalimaza Awubatshelanga Okokuqala

Kukhona izinto ongafuni ukuthola nge-Facebook.

Ukufa komndeni.

Izimemezelo zokuzibandakanya.

Futhi ukukhulelwa.

Khumbula ukuthi lapho abantu beqala ukubona okuthunyelwe kwakho kwe-prank, bazokholelwa ukuthi unzima kakhulu. Abangane bakho nabangane bakho abaseduze bangase bazizwe bebuhlungu. Bayozibuza ukuthi kungani ungazange ubatshele kuqala. Bengazi kanjani kakade? Uma ekugcineni wembula ukuthi kwakuyihlaya, leyo mizwa yokuqala engalungile izoqhubeka.

Awuthandi lokho.

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Ungase Uphule Inhliziyo Yomama Wakho

Uyazi ukuthi kungani ungafaki ukuthumela isimemezelo sokukhulelwa okufake? Umama wakho.

Oh ubuhle bami, umama wakho ompofu.

Ake sithi umama wakho uzokujabulela ukuzwa ukhulelwe. Ake sicabange ukuthi uyafa ukuze abe ngumkhulu.

Ukuthunyelwe kwakho okukhohlisayo kuzokwenza inhliziyo yakhe ikhule. Uzokhamuluka, bese ethatha ifoni, bese ufonela ubaba, ugogo wakho, omncanekazi bakho, omalume bakho, izingane zakini, bonke abazala bakho, kanye ne-hairstylist yakhe.

Ngokuyinhloko, ngaphansi kwemizuzu engaphansi kwemihlanu, wonke umhlaba uzokwazi. Khona-ke uma ubonisa ukuthi konke kwakuyihlaya? Uzophula inhliziyo yakhe. (Futhi piss off yonke umndeni wakho.)

Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ake sithi angeke ajabule kakhulu ukuzwa ukuthi ulindele. Uyomnika isifo senhliziyo. Futhi ngenkathi edangala ngalezindaba ezishaqisayo, uyazi ukuthi uzokwenzenjani?

Uzobiza ubaba wakho, ugogo wakho, unyokazi wakho, omalume wakho, izingane zakini, bonke abazala bakho, kanye ne-hairstylist yakhe.

Ungenzi lokhu kumama wakho. Noma wonke umuntu, ngenxa yalolu daba.