Kungani Kungenzeka Ufune Ukucabangela Kabili Ngaphambi Ukuthumela Lezi Zimilayezo Imibiko
Njalo ngonyaka ngo-Okthoba, kanti ngezinye izikhathi ngo-September, imikhankaso eminingi yezokuxhumana yomphakathi iqala ngokuhlonipha iNyanga Yokuqwashisa Ngomdlavuza Webele. I-viral et ethandwa kakhulu yizindlela eziqondile zokuqwashisa, futhi ngokuvamile zibandakanya ukuthumela okuthunyelwe okungafihliwe kwe-Facebook.
Izimbalwa zezikhalazo zokuqwashisa ngegciwane lesandulela ngculazi sezikude kakhulu, kodwa-ke, futhi zingabalimaza kulabo abazama ukukhulelwa noma ukuhlala nokungabi nabantwana .
Bahilele ukuthumela okuthile kuwe ukuthi isimo sisho ukuthi ukhulelwe uma ungenjalo.
Njengoba kunikezwe ukuthi imithi yomdlavuza wesifuba ingabangela ukungabi nabantwana, akusizi ngalutho ukuthumela lezi zindlebe ezingenakuqonda.
Nazi ezimbili zezinambuzane zokuqwashisa umdlavuza webele wezinambuzane ezithandwa kakhulu.
"Kuqinisekiswa ... ngizoba ngubaba / umama." Meme
Le meme ibuza abantu ukuthi bathumele enye yezitatimende eziyisishiyagalolunye. (Nakuba kunehlukahluka okuhlukile kulokhu ngezinye izinketho eziningi noma ezimbalwa.)
Kufanele ukhethe eyodwa bese uyithumela ngaphandle kwencazelo. Khona-ke, uma othile ethanda noma ephawula, kufanele uwathumele umlayezo wangasese ohamba kanje:
"Akufanele uthande noma ubeke amazwana kokuthunyelwe kwami, ngoba manje kufanele ukhethe kwenye yalezi ngezansi bese uyithumela njengesimo sakho. Lona umdlalo wokuqwashisa umdlavuza we-Breast 2015. Ungabi umdlalo wempango.
Khetha ubuthi bakho kusuka kwenye yalezi futhi ushintshe isimo sakho:
1. Ukuhuda isifo futhi?
2. Ngasesebenzisa ama-boobs ami ukuze ngiphume ithikithi eligijima.
3. Ulahla kanjani izinyawo?
4. Ayikho iphepha lokungcebeleka, amasokisi angasese.
5. Ngicabanga ukuthi ngithandana nomuntu?
6. Nginqume ukuyeka ukugqoka izingubo zangaphansi.
7. Kuqinisekisiwe - ngizoba ngumama / ubaba.
8. Nginqobile u-$ 900 ekhadini lokuqala.
9. Ngishada.
Thumela ngaphandle kwezincazelo. Ngiyaxolisa futhi ngawa ngakho.
(Ungavumeli ukuthi imfihlo ivele)
Futhi khumbula ukuthi yi-2015 Ukuqwashisa Ngomdlavuza Webele. "
Ngokuqondene nonyaka okukhulunywe ngawo ngenhla, le meme iyahamba ngo-2014 no-2015. Kungenzeka ukuthi ibuye ibonakale eminyakeni ezayo.
"Ngingu-______ amasonto futhi ngifisa ______." Meme
Enye imeme ukuthumela "Ngingu- _____ amasonto futhi ngifisa _____."
Kuyafana, ngokuthi uthumele isimo esingavamile. Khona-ke, noma ubani othanda noma okuphawulayo uthunyelwa imiyalo yokuthi angasakaza kanjani le meme.
Lona unesifomula esekelwe ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa. Inani lamasonto liboniswa ngenyanga yakho yokuzalwa, futhi lokho okufisa ukusekelwe kusekelwe ngosuku lokuzalwa kwakho.
Nansi ifomula:
- NgoJanuwari: isonto eli-1
- Februwari: amaviki amabili
- Mashi: amaviki amathathu
- April: amaviki amane
- Kwangathi: amaviki amahlanu
- NgoJuni: amaviki ayisithupha
- Julayi: amasonto angu-7
- Agasti: amasonto angu-8
- Septemba: amasonto angu-9
- Okthoba: amasonto angu-10
- Novemba: amasonto angu-11
- Disemba: amasonto angu-12
Ngosuku, ifomula ihamba kanje:
- Amakhono
- I-Starburst
- I-Kit-Kats
- Ama-M & M
- I-Galaxy
- Ama-Crunchies
- Ubisi lwebele
- Lollipops
- Ikomishi lebhotela le-peanut
- Ama-Meatballs
- Ama-Twizzlers
- Ushungamu
- Ama-Kisses ka-Hershey
- Amaminithi we-chocolate
- I-Twix
- Ukuphumula Okusheshayo ka-Reese
- Fudge
- Cherry Jello
- umthamo wezinkanyezi
- Ama-Pickles
- Amaqanda e-Crème
- Amakhono
- Ama-Gummy bears
- Ama-gummy izimpethu
- I-Strawberry Pop-Tarts
- I-Starburst
- Amaqanda amancane
- I-Kit-Kat Chunkies
- Ama-cookie kabili we-chocolate
- Ukuzijabulisa
- Ikhekhe lika shokoledi
Ingabe Ukukhulelwa Kuhlaziya Indlela Yokuphakamisa Ukuqwashiswa Ngomdlavuza Webele?
Eminyakeni embalwa eyedlule, kwakukhona imeme lapho abesifazane befaka umbala wezingalo zabo. Omunye umama othandwayo ohilela abesifazane abathumela izinto ezinjengalezi, "Ngiyayithanda ekhoneni ekhishini," ngokubhekisela lapho bafuna ukugcina isikhwama sabo.
Umbala we-bra meme uhlobo oluhlobene nomdlavuza wesifuba. (Akusilo ngempela, kodwa amabhusi akwenza ucabange ngamabele, uhlobo oluseduze.)
Akucaci ukuthi isikhwama se-meme sihlobene kanjani nomdlavuza webele, kodwa okungenani imilayezo yesimo yayimangalisa.
Kodwa iminyango ye-fake yokukhulelwa-lapho ngokuyinhloko unikeza umbono wokuthi ukhulelwe, uma ungewona-ungaba yingozi.
Ungakhohlwa ukuthi abasindile bomdlavuza besifuba bavame ukubhekana nokungasebenzi. Ngakho-ke lokhu akulimazi nje kuphela kulesi sixuku esizama ukukhulelwa, kungase kube yingozi kubantu abasinda emdlalweni.
Uma uzizwa ukucindezelwa kontanga ukuthi udlale, noma ufuna ukuphendula ngandlela-thile, ungase ucabange ukuthumela into enje ...
"Angiyena amasonto angu-10 futhi angikufisi izinkomishi zePeanut Butter. Ngifisa sengathi nginguye. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi kukhona abaningi abasinda emdlalweni webelevuza abalahlekelwa ukuzala kwabo abafisa into efanayo."
Noma ungayinaki ngokuphelele le meme.
Indlela engcono kakhulu? Thumela indaba ekwaziswa ngomdlavuza webele. Yabelana ngento eyokwenza ukuqwashisa nokufundisa abantu.
Amazwana avela kubafundi
Nakhu okushiwo abanye abafundi mayelana nalezi zimiso.
UDee uyabhala:
Ngawa ngenxa yalokhu nami ngancoma umngane wami, ngase nginamahloni kakhulu ngemva kwalokho lapho ngithola ukuthi ngidutshulwa. Ngangizizwa kabi kakhulu. Ngokuyinhloko ngoba ngibona kuphela isigamu sokuqala lapho ememezele khona ukuthi "ukhulelwe," ngabe ngiyine inkinobho ethi "ngaphezulu" ngabe ngiyakwazi ukuyeka ukuzibheka njengeziwula. Angiyena umthandi walo mkhuba, lokho kuyiqiniso.
U-Annabel uyabhala:
Angizange ngihlanganyele kule midlalo! Amageyimu akwenzeki lutho ngomdlavuza wesifuba, ukuqwashisa noma iziguli zangempela. Uma othile engathanda ngempela ukusiza, yiba umshayeli wokuzithandela, uphonsa inqola yama-cookie esikhungweni somdlavuza eseduzane, noma uthole esinye isikhundla sokuzithandela esiwusizo. Akuyona le midlalo ye-idiotic! Umdlavuza wesibeletho akuyona umdlalo!
U-Ohev uyabhala:
Ngihlanganyele kulokhu. Kwakungewona uchungechunge lokuqwashisa umdlavuza webele webele, ngakho-ke angizange ngikwenze eqenjini lami lokungalaleli , kodwa abanye abantu * bangaboni kakhulu. Ngingaqonda ukuthi kungani abanye abantu abangenalutho bekhetha ukuphuma kulo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, umuntu oyedwa othukuthelele mina wayengumuntu omncane kakhulu ukuba angabi nezingane noma kunjalo, futhi ngibone ukuhlukunyezwa kwangempela. Futhi, ukuzala okunomsoco wesifazane kuhambisana nomdlavuza webele ngenxa yamahomoni ahilelekile, abesifazane abaningi abanomdlavuza webele babenabantwana kakade.
Leyo chain chain yayimnandi. Akuzange kungikhathaze cishe njengoba abanye abantu bekhalaza ngokukhulelwa kwabo ku- [Facebook] bangikhathaza.
UJennifer uyabhala:
Ngafunda lokhu kanzima. Ngiye ngithola izingcingo nama-e-mail isonto lonke lihalalisela. Kuyinto ecasulayo kangaka.
A. Grant uyabhala:
Kwabaningi abasindile umdlavuza webele, "inkinga YONKE yale midlalo iwukuthi ukunciphisa izimpilo zethu kumnandi omnandi we-joke ku-Facebook. Abangane bami bafa kanti abanye babathumela imidlalo mayelana nomdlavuza webele.
Futhi-ke uma umuntu ethumela umdlalo, futhi sisho okuthile ngakho, ngokuvamile uqala ukulwa futhi iphetha ngeqembu labantu abangenawo umdlavuza etshela "osindile" ukuba aphumelele. Njengokuthi singakwazi ukuhamba nje nomdlavuza. Uyabona, labo abadlala imidlalo bangahamba, kodwa asikwazi. Kuyinto esiphila kuyo.
Abaningi bethu baye bafaka ibhulogi ngakho. Okudingayo ngu-ACTION. Akuyona usayizi wesihlangu sakho. Ngakho esikhundleni sokuthumela okuthize ku-Facebook ngoba kulula, yenza okuthile kunzima futhi empeleni wenze okuthile ngomdlavuza. Bheka udokotela wakho ngokwenyama, thola i-mammogram yakho, unikeze ama-dollar ambalwa ku-charity yangempela esiza abantu abanomdlavuza, ukupheka umuntu e-chemo, njll. Ukuqaphela kwangempela.
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